30 Thoughts for 30 Days Sober

That title makes me sound like a bit of an alchie but sums up the post well it’s staying. As you know, I did 30 days off the juice earlier this month (read why here), so consider this a debrief post if you like.

Overall, I enjoyed it. The best thing? Honestly? No hangovers. Having a clear head, every day. Felt amazing and it’s something I’m gonna embrace more in the future.

But for now, here’s my very honest and frank actual 30 thoughts I had on my 30 days teetotal, zero-alcohol detox:

  1. why am I doing this
  2. am I actually crazy
  3. no I’m not I want to do this and I can do this and I will do this
  4. oh I can smell that red wine from here
  5. will my friends still like me if I don’t drink?
  6. what the fuck am I gonna do to entertainment myself?
  7. ‎go on a date? this Saturday? yeah but, I’m not drinking… *yikes*
  8. ‎wow I feel fresh today (8 am on a Sunday morning)
  9. sober dating is so UNDERRATED
  10. ‎i wonder how many guys I’ve dated for too long cause I thought I liked them but actually I was just tipsy?
  11. too many to think about 😂
  12. yeah this no hangover thing is amazing omg I feel so good
  13. ‎ok so no plans this weekend so just gonna stay in and not drink wow that sounds awful
  14. actually, watching Stranger Things 2 in the bath with a brew is pretty damn sweet
  15. oooh my trousers are loose have a lost a bit of weight
  16. oh wait, they’re joggers, they’re always loose
  17. I need a beer. I wonder what non-alcoholic beer is really like?
  18. do you sell 0% beer? Nope, ahh great ok then. I’ll have a lime soda.
  19. can I pay on card for this lime soda? No, it’s 90p and the minimum card spend is £5. Ahh ok then I’ll have two pints of lime soda and 7 packets of crisps
  20. wow my skin looks excellent
  21. I really don’t miss headaches
  22. my hydration level must be through the roof
  23. non-alcoholic beer is the best thing ever
  24. well not better than actual beer, but it’s up there
  25. family time needs wine
  26. oops, wine makes family time crazy
  27. actually, family time is fine without wine 😂😂😂
  28. a night out. without booze. it IS possible. and enjoyable
  29. wow, drunk people are annoying as hell, are well all like that?
  30. his head’s gonna hurt in the morning but I will be fresh as a daisy, yay❣️


So there you have it! Could you go 30 whole days without drinking alcohol? Or have you ever done it before? How did you find it?


  1. Jodie
    19 November 2017 / 12:17 am

    LOL this is hilarious. Well done babe xxx

    • Sophie
      20 November 2017 / 4:58 pm

      haha thanks babe ✌️

    • Sophie
      14 December 2017 / 9:42 pm

      thanks, Jo! it was an experience, let’s say that! x

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