
That title makes me sound like a bit of an alchie but sums up the post well it’s staying. As you know, I did 30 days off the juice earlier this month (read why here), so consider this a debrief post if you like.
Overall, I enjoyed it. The best thing? Honestly? No hangovers. Having a clear head, every day. Felt amazing and it’s something I’m gonna embrace more in the future.
But for now, here’s my very honest and frank actual 30 thoughts I had on my 30 days teetotal, zero-alcohol detox:
- why am I doing this
- am I actually crazy
- no I’m not I want to do this and I can do this and I will do this
- oh I can smell that red wine from here
- will my friends still like me if I don’t drink?
- what the fuck am I gonna do to entertainment myself?
- go on a date? this Saturday? yeah but, I’m not drinking… *yikes*
- wow I feel fresh today (8 am on a Sunday morning)
- sober dating is so UNDERRATED
- i wonder how many guys I’ve dated for too long cause I thought I liked them but actually I was just tipsy?
- too many to think about 😂
- yeah this no hangover thing is amazing omg I feel so good
- ok so no plans this weekend so just gonna stay in and not drink wow that sounds awful
- actually, watching Stranger Things 2 in the bath with a brew is pretty damn sweet
- oooh my trousers are loose have a lost a bit of weight
- oh wait, they’re joggers, they’re always loose
- I need a beer. I wonder what non-alcoholic beer is really like?
- do you sell 0% beer? Nope, ahh great ok then. I’ll have a lime soda.
- can I pay on card for this lime soda? No, it’s 90p and the minimum card spend is £5. Ahh ok then I’ll have two pints of lime soda and 7 packets of crisps
- wow my skin looks excellent
- I really don’t miss headaches
- my hydration level must be through the roof
- non-alcoholic beer is the best thing ever
- well not better than actual beer, but it’s up there
- family time needs wine
- oops, wine makes family time crazy
- actually, family time is fine without wine 😂😂😂
- a night out. without booze. it IS possible. and enjoyable
- wow, drunk people are annoying as hell, are well all like that?
- his head’s gonna hurt in the morning but I will be fresh as a daisy, yay❣️
So there you have it! Could you go 30 whole days without drinking alcohol? Or have you ever done it before? How did you find it?
LOL this is hilarious. Well done babe xxx
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haha thanks babe ✌️
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thanks, Jo! it was an experience, let’s say that! x